Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Tired? Sleepy? Grab yourself some PowerMax®

Today was the tailgating contest and Team PowerMax totally dominated.



Our food menu consisted of steak fajitas, chicken taquitos, and cream cheese tortilla rolls. The gimic was the meat and tortillas were all red in color to match our theme. Our secret weapon was PowerMax® brand drink. It was this awesome mysterious red drink which we claimed "Gives you energy for the whole day." We used plastic shot glasses with the selling slogan being "Here, Give it a Shot!" Some common questions asked when approached to try out PowerMax®.

Q: What is this stuff?
A: It's PowerMax®

Q: What is in it?
A: Power to the Max

Q: No really, what's in it?
A: Some Brazillian stuff.

At this point, usually they get curious and take a drink. I was manning the PowerMax® station and noticed several people sneaking multiple shots. Alas, we did not win. We lost the food contest to this team that had shrimp cocktail and a chocolate fountain. Who the heck brings a chocolate fountain to a TAILGATING party!!!?? On the plus side, they did have this really cute asian girl in a referee costume... We lost the theme contest to people dressed like pirates. Well, the costumes really weren't pirate costumes. They basically wore something more like linen with cutlass props. They didn't EVEN talk like pirates. But today being National Talk like a Pirate Day, I suppose it was destiny or something.

I think next year, our theme will be ninjas, and we will just eliminate all the other teams before the competition begins. We can claim it was merely "following our theme" Our food can consist of rice balls that poison people, leading to easy stealth kills.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hmm, I can see how you didn't win the theme. What was your theme? The color red? Only a retarded institution like Cornell would build their team around a color!

The idea of a chocolate fountain at a tailgating party is ridiculous and should have led to an immediate DQ.

moonfleck said...

yes... but Chocolate Fountain!!! <3 <3!

Anonymous said...

I can't imagine anyone looking cute in a referee costume. Not even a supermodel would look good in that fashion abomination.

Anonymous said...

http://www.amazon.com/Adult-Sexy-Referee-Lady-Costume/dp/B000QU4Y2O/ref=sr_1_6/002-9079030-6936055?ie=UTF8&s=apparel&qid=1190264580&sr=1-6

You lose Ender, they do make scandalous referee outfits.

Tochi said...

Are you sleeping in the back corner there?