Today, went to some chinese restaurant for lunch with a former co-worker. The entire thing went pretty well and there was good catching up. Towards the end of the meal, they served the obligatory run-of-mill fortune cookies. Usually these fortunes were nice little nuggets of encouragement, but today, two of my co-workers got the following fortunes:
"It's over your head now. Time to get some professional help."
and
"Cut your losses. You waited long enough."
Must have been a rough day in heaven for Confucius.
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wow, that's as inspiring as
"You are a total failure, always have been, always will be"
and
"she's not your baby's moma".
let's not forget
"you are responsible for AIDS in Africa."
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