Seriously, after years of using the Veggies pseudo-clan name, I am growing tired of it all. I mean what the heck is a Cucumbernator anyways? Some kinda lunatic cucumber? Anyways, I think it's time for a change. I propose reinventing ourselves as the CarneRou(4). This would be a total rebellion against all that is green and leafy. So onto proposed name changes:
GrapesOfWrath: Ohhh, I am shaking in my boots, a scary grape. This is just not intimidating enough, I say he becomes =CR= DeathBeef. Just looking at that name instills horror in opponents.
KiraTomato: A tomato..that is kira? No, just no, he needs to become =CR= ChickenDevastation. See, combining chicken with devastation? It even rhymes..sorta
Cucumbernator: A green squash is going to kill me...I quiver in fear. =CR= DemonLobster is more like it. If I don't kill you, my cholesterol content will.
Catnipped: Gets cats high? =CR= SlaughterCat. Much better, a homicidal cat. Very scary.
eLemonator: Tangy, but is it scary? No. =CR= PorkChop. Unsuspecting, but just when you least expect it, karate pig gets you.
theDragonFruitS: Anything is scarier when it's THE something, so =CR= theDoOmfriedShrimp. Keeps with the naming convention but also signifies the apocalypse.
SourTomator: What? Two tomatos? =CR= ExtraBacon. Ahh, now there's something that more of is always better.
jOrangeJuice: Teh Juice is LOOOOOOOSE!!!! =CR= GoatBlood. Just as runny, just as juicy but so much more repulsive!
MaizerBeam: One of the newer members and a vegetarian. =CR= SubstituteMeat. It's only fake in appearance, but just as potent as the others.
DataSix: Scary enough as is, I think it's fine. I mean...Data....Six...AHHHHHHHHHH!
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If we are going to be meats, I want to be =CR= OhSoBUFFalo.
Other exciting meat names would be:
-FiletMinion
-shiskaBob (though Bob has no arms)
-GrenadeLobster (after your R6 performance)
-VeniSIN
-OptimusPrimeRib
-CanadianBacon
I do like DeathBeef and DemonLobster though.
Or perhaps GrenadianBacon would be better... That would make it so we had two grenades though.
There you are, where were you when I was making this post 45 min ago!!
GrenadianBacon....that is an instant classic. I also like FiletMinion very much so as well.
PorkChop doesn't sound very intimidating, at least not as intimidating as eLemonator. I mean come on, would you rather fear a chop, or fear elemonation? :P
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